I'm all at sea/ where no one can bother me →
postboxes asked: why are fangirls into guys with guys hahaha
Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
John: Your coat
John: stop being attractive
John: I meant mysterious
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
Summary of all the shows
Glee: Gay. Gay. Gay. SONG. Gay. Gay. Gay. SINGING. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
Supernatural: Gay. Gay. Religious stuff. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
Sherlock: Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Badass detective skills. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
Merlin: Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. MEDIEVAL STUFF. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
Doctor Who: DOO EEE OOOOH